A Discord bot to provide randomly constructed Bardic Inspiration and Vicious Mockery quotes as well as keep track of your party's loot.
Thoven will take pieces of over 500 inspirational quotes to create a custom, on-the-fly Bardic Inspiration to assist your party. Often non-sensical, rarely inspiring, this isn't Thoven's forte.
"Never regret a day in your shoes. You can do until you try."
"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to do. Win the whole staircase, just take a mead break."
Using dozens of formats and several hundred words, Thoven can spit out insults, abuse, name-calling, and all sorts of rude mud-slinging.
"You dopey truculent ruffian."
"You're the deficient child of a fat dragon."
"You look like a baby crossed with a pea-brained clown, you brainless thief."
Note: Vulgar and obscene language is possible, especially in the Vicious Mockery. Intended for adults.
Let Thoven keep track of your discord server's coin total with a separate loot bag for each text channel. He'll make sure your party splits the pot fairly and doesn't leave a coin unaccounted.
Thoven responds to slash commands. To trigger each command, type the / symbol followed by the command.
(Note: The prefix ! is no longer supported.)
Use this slash command to trigger a Bardic Inspiration. Each quote is constructed on the fly from Thoven's vocabulary.
Use this slash command to trigger a Vicious Mockery. Each quote is constructed on the fly using parts of several hundred inspirational quotes patched together.
If you want your channel to have a custom deity (rather than a generic "god") referenced in Thoven's responses, you can use this slash command to check the current deity or update to a different name. Deity names are restricted to one-word alpha-characters with a length up to 16 characters.
The [name] is optional. If omitted, Thoven will respond with the current deity name for the channel.
Has your party been collecting coins that they plan on splitting up later? Let Thoven be your banker. Use the loot functions to add or remove coins, check your balance, or empty the bag. You can also have Thoven suggest a fair way to divide the stash depending on the size of your party. Each text channel on a Discord server will have its own loot stash and coin count.
For the loot_add_coins function, select one or more coin types and enter a number to add to the pot. Use a negative number to remove coins.
/loot_add_coins [platinum] [gold] [silver] [copper]
I'm no lawyer, but the Thoven discord bot doesn't have access or interest in tracking any discord users. No data is shared with anyone.
Add the bot, remove the bot, try not to break it.
Questions? Concerns? Comments?
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