A Discord bot to provide randomly constructed Bardic Inspiration and Vicious Mockery quotes


Meet Thoven the Bard. Thoven can add some flavor to your Discord-based D&D session by reciting spontaneously crafted Vicious Mockery and Bardic Inspiration quotes when prompted. Sometimes funny, sometimes savage, Thoven's performances can help liven up your session or provide random vulgar insults as needed.

Bardic Inspiration

Thoven will take pieces of over 500 inspirational quotes to create a custom, on-the-fly Bardic Inspiration to assist your party. Often non-sensical, rarely inspiring, this isn't Thoven's forte.


"Never regret a day in your shoes. You can do until you try."

"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to do. Win the whole staircase, just take a mead break."

Vicious Mockery

Using dozens of formats and several hundred words, Thoven can spit out insults, abuse, name-calling, and all sorts of rude mud-slinging.


"You dopey truculent ruffian."

"You're the deficient child of a fat dragon."

"You look like a baby crossed with a pea-brained clown, you brainless thief."

Note: Vulgar and obscene language is common, especially in the Visious Mockery. Intended for adults.

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I'm no lawyer, but the Thoven discord bot doesn't have access or interest in tracking any discord users. No data is shared with anyone.

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